爆笑恶搞“功夫世界”版嫦娥给后羿的情书

2008/9/14 00:56 作者:李何点击:1240 评论：0 条【大中小】

爆笑恶搞“功夫世界”版嫦娥给后羿的情书

我亲爱的羿羿：

你还浩(好)吗？看到江湖好友们给俺发来您的消息，俺好激动额，俺可想死你哟。俺在这荒芜的月宫之中磨菇着岁月，俺很想向你倾诉俺的鸡磨，通酷。

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俺经常在心里和你唠嗑，遗憾地是天上人间功夫世界江湖相距忒TMD渊（远），一封书信往来要MD数湿念(十年)。

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告诉你一个浩消息，俺这次特地得到了玉皇大帝的批准，中秋节俺可以来你的世界瞧一瞧喽，俺的姿色相信一定能让其他人羡慕死你吧！

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你是不是一直在想俺呀。

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俺最近在月宫中得知江湖中有很多小妞儿追求你，你千万不要中妹人鸡，现在的人儿为了名儿与粒儿（利）什么都干的出来儿，你与俺目前可是公众任务（人物），代标（表）着并力挺着这人间的哎青（爱情）气质（旗帜），课（可）不能放松警惕咧。

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前些天俺看到你给俺的信咧，你还是老样子，有些孩子气，前些日子真生俺气咧吧，俺现在知道省钱咧，俺知所以经常买名牌贵地衣服其实都是为咧你有面子呀，现在追求俺的人是忒TM多咧，可是俺心里还是只有你一个人，

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俺决定咧，以后听你的话，知道省钱咧，这部（不），今年额中秋，月饼不买了，俺和月兔亲自给您做好送来。可不许给别的小么么（妹妹）尝，你要小心咧，如果有不轨的行为，娘俺是决绕不了你地。

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对咧，关于俺在月宫消费帐单以后就不会害你犯心脏病了，有了那个省钱的江湖，俺能随时随地的看着你，就不会消费了

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你要好好保重油。天儿冷咧，记得出门时别忘了把皮猴儿穿上，要记得晚上盖好被子，千万别着凉咧。嘴种要地一点儿，除了俺以外，不能碰其他地小妞。不然儿，你死TM定咧。保重吧您内（变成天津味儿咧）！

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深爱着你的娥娥（嫦娥）