前台小姐的超强英语。
来了个老外进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
前台小姐:“hello.”
老外:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”
老外:........
前台小姐:“hello.”
老外:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”
老外:........
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作者:xiaoqing (2009/7/23 11:54, 评分: 1楼 )
作者:米老鼠 (2009/7/23 12:03, 评分: 2楼 )
这可能就是中国人学英语喜欢走的一个极端把
中文式的英语
太死板了
作者:木糖纯 (2009/7/23 12:05, 评分: 3楼 )
作者:xiaoyi (2009/7/23 12:34, 评分: 4楼 )
符合汉语句式
作者:木糖纯 (2009/7/23 13:37, 评分: 5楼 )
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