前台小姐的超强英语。
来了个老外进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........
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作者:xiaoqing (2009/7/23 11:54, 评分: 1楼 )
作者:米老鼠 (2009/7/23 12:03, 评分: 2楼 )
这可能就是中国人学英语喜欢走的一个极端把
中文式的英语
太死板了
作者:木糖纯 (2009/7/23 12:05, 评分: 3楼 )
作者:xiaoyi (2009/7/23 12:34, 评分: 4楼 )
符合汉语句式
作者:木糖纯 (2009/7/23 13:37, 评分: 5楼 )
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